Yeah, it's totally early to plug my next release . . . BUT I got this review that was totally awesome (Night Owl Reviews, TOP PICK-goes live Jan 18) and because I can't share it, I thought I'd give you SOMETHING.Just for fun (mostly this is Ely's awesomeness and helping unfunny/dry-humor me, because she's awesome at this stuff) here's a little fun . . .
The Seduction of His Wife:
Here's a story
of a lovely lady
Who likes to paint
lots of naked ladies *coughs/hacks/coughs* including herself, fair and naughty
She makes lots of money
so it's hard to care
She has two sisters
that are completely crazy
and dare her do strange things
like climb a tree and roll down hills
You'd think these women were little instead of fully grown!
One sister is a merry widow
who wants nothing more than a brawny bloke
The other is much younger
and eventually runs away for some adventure (cue Beauty & the Beast having babies with Jane Eyre music here)
So,
Here's a story,
of an arrogant bloke
Who's as rich as an oak (sorry, Earl didn't rhyme)
And is a bit of an alpha-hole (but sarcastic as all get-out)
He ran away
when his dad married him to a girl (no really she was like 14 he was only 19)
But now he's back
with his totally hot sidekick, the Italian Count, Dante (bow chicka bow wow--he's totally getting it on with the merry widow)
They are running back to English soils
because someone's trying to kill them
Then he sees his wife in a brothel
All grown up and so hot he gets a boner
She escapes him
And he chases
Because lets face it, he's like a stag during mating season
And as to the lady
she has this hubby
He's a complete dumbass
but he can't help himself
Here ensues lots of steaminess
but said wife proves not so easy to seduce
Now the Earl is forced to think with his other head
but enter the whacked/psycho villain
who shakes things up for happy bliss in this pairing
Of course this is a romance and it ends with happiness
But to read the story unfolding and to see the true end
you'll have to pick this up in February (1st) man.
Are you excited about this Marriage in Trouble book? Got questions? Curious? You got any fun songs for your favorite romance books?
13 comments:
LOLLOL. Now this will be in my head all day. I think this needs to become a regular feature on VV. I'll have to think up something for Mistress by Midnight. :)
Congrats on the stellar review!
It was a lot of fun writing this last night with Ely over YIM! LOL I think I'll have to do it for all my releases!
I love it! lololol
And yay on the great review!!!! TSOHW is fantastic.
Looking forward to it! Love marriage in trouble stories :)
No songs for my books as of yet, but I had tons of fun creating my own book trailer! Watched it many a time whilst stuck in the middle of the book, wondering which way to go. Kept me on track of what I was aiming for.
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Ely, it's awesome isn't it! And thank you!
Heather, I'm so not technically inclined. Congrats on making your own trailer! You should be uber proud of yourself!
Heather, I love your trailer!!! And I want to read your book so badly. (Confession: I love scientist heroines.)
Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany!
Trying to sing this to the Brady Bunch theme has sent me into RADICAL DEPRESSION, man!
Melanie,
Yes, singing Brady Bunch is kind of depressing. But the song is still freaking hilarious! I love the boner line most and I'm sure I came close to making Ely spew a drink of some sort when she read that last night:)
Late jumping on here but so funny and and must be a regular feature as Maggie said! :)
Thanks for stopping by, Stephanie! Maggie is totally on to something . . .
wow, it's great.
I always like Marriage in Trouble Theme :)
Really Looking forward to it
Hi HongHoa! Thanks for stopping by! And glad to hear you can't wait to read this one!
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