Since our very own Vixen, and resident May Queen, Maggie Robinson, has her debut, the awesome, fabulous, MISTRESS BY MISTAKE, releasing in 3 short weeks, we're doing a little countdown until 4/27. (And in case you want to pre-order it, check out Amazon, Chapters, Barnes & Noble, Borders, BAMM, IndieBound, etc.) We'll be doing the same thing when TEMPTING EDEN releases 6/1. Maggie fears you're going to get sick of her, but there's never such a thing as too much Maggie. You'll love her just as much as we do, but we've got dibs on her so no stealing. ;-)
MISTRESS BY MISTAKE is all about what happens when sexxy Bay mistakes Charlotte "Charlie" for his mistress, and the hot romance that ensues. It's witty, it's fun, it's hot, and you'll be looking at raspberry fool in a new way.
But since the beginning of the story is about how Charlie is mistaken for a mistress, I'm doing a little Top Ten List of how to NOT be mistaken for a mistress.
10. Don't let your sister, who's a notorious courtesan/mistress, run off because she's engaged. If this were a contemporary, that sister of yours would be divorced in less time than Britney Spears's Las Vegas wedding to what's-his-name.
9. Don't fall asleep when you know the guy's going to be arriving at ANY minute.
8. You know that ruby necklace that your sister takes? Yeah. Don't let her.
7. Really try to resist when the sexy hero seduces you. When that fails, proceed to orgasm. Many, many times.
6. When sexy hero acts like assholic hero, throw ugly pottery out the window.
5. Repeat number 7.
4. Repeat number 7, but this time add raspberry fool.
3. Repeat number 7, but don't fall in love.
2. Oh, shit. Crazy ex-wife. Invest in firearms.
1. Repeat number 7, but admit you're in lurve and so is the hero, and live HEA.
What are you looking forward to about Maggie Robinson's MISTRESS BY MISTAKE?
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Yay for Maggie!!!! I can't wait. I'm looking forward to everyone else in the world finally being able to read this book and know the magnificence that is our Maggie :)
Oh, you guys. Too teary to type. You are the best! You can't be looking forward to this more than I am---almost seven years of the sqirrels in my head clamoring for attention. Maybe after April 27, they'll shut up a little. :) Ely, thanks so much for this fabulous, funny post!
The world is going to love Bay! He's a hottie that one.
I'm very excited for this to release for the masses to read it.
Maggs, those squirrels... I have to tell you something.
They
Never
Go
Away.
You'll have to be stuck in the crazy with all us vixens :)
Yay Maggie is right!! So excited about your release. I can't wait to read it.
Fun list, Elyssa!
Thanks Marnee. My squirrels and I thank you. ;)
MbM is already a bonafide success, in my humble opinion. The whole series is going to be a massive success. Mark my words. :D You did good, Maggie.
Hugs,
Bev
Yay, Maggie! Only a few more weeks until MbMistake releases into the wild. Like everyone else said, people are going to love your books so much.
J.K., Tiff, Marnee, and Bev, I really cannot wait for all the awesomeness that is headed Maggie's way.
Yeah, Maggie!! Can't wait to see your book.
Squirrel? Where?
Sorry, having an UP moment.
Yay, Maggie! It's so exciting that the world will soon know what all the Bon Bons have known since drabble days--Maggie Robinson is one amazing writer.
Not even 3 more weeks, Maggie! Closer to two and half!!! So exciting. I can't wait to meet Charlie and Bay (absolutely love the names, BTW) and find out how they find true love.
Thanks so much, Bev! You are my "test case," LOL. Hellion, Janga and Irish, thanks so much for stopping by to get the book freed into the wild...with the squirrels. Hope they're not rabid. :) And Ely, thanks again for your clever list.XXOO.
Great list, Ely!
Congrats on your upcoming debut, Maggie. Wishing you books that fly off the shelves and squirrels that go silent long enough for you to appropriately celebrate the release of Mistress by Mistake!
I can't wait to add another author to my collection! :)
Congrats on the almost release, Maggi! I'm so excited for you. You've got to be thrilled beyond belief!
Loved the list, Elyssa. lol It reminded me of Monica and Rachel's "list". Too funny!!
Congrats Maggie! I am looking forward to reading this book because I love to read author's debut books!
Reading it!
This list reminded me of a story Hellie told me about today. Apparently, security is combing the crowds at Augusta to make sure none of Tiger's mistresses make an appearance. I guess one guy, who didn't get the tact memo, asked some chick on the front row if she was the stripper.
So, if you don't want to be a mistress by mistake, do not stand around the greens while Tiger is putting. LOL!
Oh, Terri, my mistresses would NEVER go for Tiger--they'd kill him. ;)
Sarah, PJ and Virginia, thanks for the good wishes. And yes, I AM excited.
Congratulations on your release date...the book sounds fabulous :)
Heather, believe you me, the book IS all fabulousness!
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