Some of you may recall when I blogged about
my writing process. Recently, I wrote and self-published my first novella,
ONE HIT WONDER, and thought I would pull back the curtain, so to speak, on how I wrote it.
Ready?
1. 2009 Me: I WILL NEVER WRITE A NOVELLA. THEY ARE HARD, and I don't know how to do it. I am sooooooooooooooooooooo stupid.
2. Feb/March 2012 Me: I'm still sooooooooooooo stupid, but let's read more and more novellas, especially because there are shorter pieces set in Kate Daniels' world. And there's some that have Curran's pov. CURRAN!!!! RWOR.
3. Spring 2012 Me: I wonder if I could write a novella . . . Maybe I should try . . . I do like boss/secretary tropes but how can I do something with that? Think, Elyssa, THINK!
4. Goes on Twitter. Plays Angry Birds. Reads more books.
5. I really should write something. It's been so long since I've written anything new, and working on AYW doesn't count. And OMG, what if I never ever can write anything ever again? *downward spirals into the bat cave*
6. Goes on Twitter. Sees a tweet from Smart Bitch Sarah at the RT convention. She mentions Damon Suede. I immediately think: THAT WOULD BE A GREAT ROCK STAR NAME.
7. Darcy Burke and I start twitter-procrastinating (twittercating?). She's like YES, that WOULD be a great name, and I'm all like it could be called ONE HIT WONDER, and she's like it could be about songwriters, and I'm like maybe . . . and then I think how much I've wanted to write a boss/secretary trope and then . . .
8. Damon appears in the hot tub. Naked. A former teen idol/once famous pop-rock star hero is born. I keep Damon and look for a new last name since I know I can't use Damon Suede. ALTHOUGH, DAMON SUEDE, YOU COULD TOTALLY BE A ROCK STAR, JUST SAYIN'!
9. Oh, this will be so much fun! *writes first chapter furiously* Hahahaha, chocolate milk, hahahahaha. Hahahahahah dance craze hahahahaha. Dance craze is sort of original in a book, I think.
10. Gangnam Style explodes. Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! No one will think I came up with a dance craze pre-Gangnam Style.
11. Reads some Shannon Stacey's novellas. Marvels at her awesomeness. Jill sends me her contemp novella. Marvels at her awesomeness. Reads a bunch of other novellas and marvel at their awesomeness.
Worries that whatever I write will be sucky suck.
12. Oh crap. How does one write a novella? I know! Asks Twitter, the place that knows all. Worries that no one will respond and that I'll be stuck in a corner with a big fat L on my forehead.
13. YAY! Some responses! Decides to love Meljean, Vivian, Annabeth, Vanessa, and Shannon forever and ever and ever. Meljean tweets me a link, Vivian DMs me, Shannon and Annabeth send me something, I read all the things. ALL THE THINGS.
And then I don't look at them when I start writing the novella.
12. Me to cp in September, a few weeks after AS YOU WISH is released: I probably should email the copyeditor to see what his schedule is like, since last time it was like months and months and months before I could get in. CP: Yes, you should totally do that.
13. Emails. Expects that CE will say oh, send it to me in January or February. CE emails back. He has some openings in October and November. Checks word count. Laughs/sobs. CP: book him for November, do eetttt! Me: Okay.
14. PANICS when I realize I only have 5,000 words.
15. Writes. Worries about ALL THE THINGS from Damon to Jane to the story. Reads Sarah Morgan's newest book, which has a boss/secretary trope in the boss/personal assistant, which I'm doing, and Sarah's book is AWESOME.
I eat lots of chocolate.
16. I stop and start with writing. There are some days where all I do is look at the screen. Why don't I have magic writing elves? What if I never can write anything ever again? Knows I have to write and does so, but worries, worries, worries. Especially about the hero who is so, so different and is sure that everyone will hates him.
17. Decide to stop worrying and have fun. Hahahahaha funny song titles hahahahaha.
18. Oh look it's a week until Thanksgiving, and I was supposed to have the novella done by Nov 1st. And I have 10k to write. And if I don't get it done then I'll have to cancel the CE and . . .
19. Maybe I should cancel! But then I would have to wear the CONE OF SHAME. But does it matter? NO ONE WILL LIKE THIS BOOK. NO ONE WILL BUY IT. I AM GOING TO SUCK.
20. CP gives me a talking to. I decide to eat chocolate.
21. Writes the novella. Gets to the sex scene. OMG, what if I forgot how to write a sex scene? OMG!!!!
22. I didn't.
23. Writes the rest of the novella. OMG, it's done. DONE. DONE DONE DONE. And I can do ANYTHING. That's right, Universe, you are MINE. ALL MINE.
24. Send novella to readers and tell them that if they hate it, I'm pulling it. They don't . . . hate it. Me = collapses in relief. Edits, sends to CE, and opens up a new document for a new book.
25. ALL THE DOUBTS ASSAIL ME. I'm so going to suck . . . but that's okay, because this is my process . . . as horrible and dirty as it is.